I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
