Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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