Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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