True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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