maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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