I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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