Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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