ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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