I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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