Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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