Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
