i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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