he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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