I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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