2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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