Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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