I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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