i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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