did you get engaged???
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
This is classic penis vs brain.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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