how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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