That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
as a side note pls kill me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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