Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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