either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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