: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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