I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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