I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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