i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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