So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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