So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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