I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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