so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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