Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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