It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
