I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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