are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
