Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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