considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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