what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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