4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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