no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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