Kiss
Puke
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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