Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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