we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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