So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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