She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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