That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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