Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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