Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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