Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I love you.
Bad choice
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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