I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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